my only friend
this is bailey.
when i asked my mom why we weren’t flying to FL like normal people, she promptly told me that she didn’t want them (the airline monsters) to put bailey w. the luggage.
i told her he’s a cockapoo (thats cocker spaniel/poodle mutant breed for those not in the know), and he could be put in a dog carrier & placed under a seat for $65.
but my mom wasn’t having it.
finally i said, exhausted, why are we even bringing bailey? Can’t the neighbor kids watch him?
my mother promptly said, “bailey’s never been to FL jennifer.”
right.
um.
kill me now.
driving to FL w. my crazy mom (aka BIC , bitch is crazy) & bailey (my only friend) to visit the meanest woman in the world aka my grandma.
in Orlando, not Orlando proper, but Clermont, FL.
on a senior citizens retirement park.
you’re all so jealous. i can just feel the jealousy raging through the internet right now.
i’ll keep you update.
bling me if you want postcards.
love,
jens
ps. bailey says hi.
