this is my friend ali.
the best part about being friends with him is that when you introduce him to your friends, they all pronounce his name “O-L-L-I-E” instead of by his proper terrorist name. that and when he gets drunk he talks really loudly & close to your face & sometimes spits on you, but you really don’t understand one word that he’s saying. he also does this gross eye thing when he’s wasted and one day dreams of having a pack of little ninja children. he may or may not be closet gay.
this is what he gets for posting a polaroid of me with the words “poop sex” as the caption on his blog so damn gay.
