here you go ali.
this is my friend ali.
the best part about being friends with him is that when you introduce him to your friends, they all pronounce his name “O-L-L-I-E” instead of by his proper terrorist name. that and when he gets drunk he talks really loudly & close to your face & sometimes spits on you, but you really don’t understand one word that he’s saying. he also does this gross eye thing when he’s wasted and one day dreams of having a pack of little ninja children. he may or may not be closet gay.
this is what he gets for posting a polaroid of me with the words “poop sex” as the caption on his blog so damn gay.
