1. old dudes on longboards. chill my dude.
2. bike helmets. fashion before function. always.
3. people who whistle along to songs. if it’s not g’n'r “patience” can it tweety bird.
4. gladiator sandals. hey hercules called he wants his shoes back. it’s like the east village sprouted a small army of these little gladiators. overkill.
5. people with iPhones. because they never fucking work those things, do they? crackberry for life, son.
Stop being an iPhone hater.
Start loving me. I finished your floor plan.
Turn around so I can show it to you.
kthnx
xoxox
xtinakat
My iPhone game is tight, son.
*looks down at her gladsandals*
well, I’m in LA now, and they won’t actually be cool to wear until NEXT summer. so I’m still good. thank god LA is so behind in fashion.