SMELL YA LATER

crza & d.long sent me this card though:

and my moms did send me these:

this is what my fridge currently looks like:

the worst part wasn’t the not getting anything, the worst part was not being able to give anything. ask anyone, i LOVE giving presents. i’m so good at it i should get paid to do it.

eff you santa, all i wanted was my job back. bummedoutXmas.com over here.

perfect mindless cinema to wake up to. 

*sidebar i once got joshua jackson wasted on patron shots @ ANATOMY, back in ‘05. always had a soft spot for that pacey.

i only watched this because i have a mini crush on that british actor Jason Statham. something’s totally smash about him. mini crush started when i watched that atrocious Jessica Biel flick “London.” Turns out dude’s a virgo, go figure.

saw this years ago, but i figured out why winona went ape shit on pills & started stealing… maybe ‘cos angelina jolie totally stole this movie from her? um, ya think? stole that oscar right outta your poor hands huh winona? boo hoo waaaah.

scrawny, young, pre-titanic leo… smash. even though he kind of resembled what’s eating gilbert grape in this one. still kinda hot. and i’m sorry but i always crushed on marky mark. what? i ain’t afraid to say it. i had the marky mark calvin klein ad hanging in our old bathroom in astoria back in the day. i stuck a post it next to his face that said “c’mon c’mon feel it feel it..” for comedy relief of course.

um. super dope, sick flick, with craze giorgio moroder soundtrack. win-win situaish on movie viewing.

own it on dvd, watch it everytime it’s on cable. um hello.. bill murray. need i say more?

you know i never saw this movie from start to finish til tonite. ryan o’neal is such a smash in this one. even though he’s totally out of his mind (i did read the tatum o’neal biography. i know what’s up.) and ali mcgraw had the best clothes in this one, and i love that her character’s name is jennifer. and that she gave him such a hard time. real ball buster that one. feel that.

landed on this one randomly. actually not so bad in that your “ex could come back in your life 3 weeks before your wedding & eff it all up for you.” oh really? oh & one of the chicks from the travelling pants is in it, the one that looks zooey deschanel. cute movie, basically a chick flickt though.

ok this is what i’m watching now. anything filmed in the east village in early 90’s is so familiar to me. you should see ave b & 10th street in this one. squats, junkies, and mad shady crime. kinda gangster rands to happen upon, never heard of it before but check the reference here.

*disclaimer: i saw all these movies back to back. and all of them starting at the beginning. when the fuck is the last time you landed on the beginning of movies on cable you actually wanted to see? never, that’s when. i say it’s a sign that i shouldn’t be out in NY’s “13degrees feels like negative 4degree” weather. no really. that’s what’s going on outside. i haven’t left my apartment in a full day. might be another one if it’s like this. insomnia blows, but cable kind of rules right now. 

threw a little jam for sarah yormick & jay strickland’s birthday back in the beginning of december @ SAVALAS

jay & mr. shane jessup

natalie & carly:

everyone loves megabeth, join her art group steez here.

fernando & brook albrigio

jeremiah’s picture face:

giz, jay, and rodney

we like to call this trio “three’s company” for when giz used to live w. me & niks back in ‘97 @ 32-13 Astoria Blvd. S.O.S. plumbing!

buncha pretty ladies and my boob shirt. no really. um when i wear this little MJ top it’s cos im feeling fat & i’m taking all your attention off me & putting it on my rack. girls know what they’re doing, don’t let them kid you. wanna fuck with me? next time you see me in this number tell me i look like i gained weight, i’ll probably either cry or laugh depending on whether or not i remember i blogged this.

oh giz.

birthday girl sarah & mr. shane jessup

birthday jay, peteRATE, and niks

pisces-in-crime

p.hustle & young con