come drink whiskey with us!

it’s this ho’s birthday:

you might know Sam from her company SKIMKIM

(pssst peep that new link over there my dudes), OR as the girl that got you ridiculously drunk @ Palais Royale, OR maybe as the girl you got ridiculously drunk with:

exhibit a:

exhibit b:

okay, okay maybe it’s just me… but you get the picture.

Sam’s one of those people that’s always been mad real, even if you don’t want to hear it.  Kinda a reason we became & still are friends. Bitch knows what up.

She’s also fucking hysterical, peep this halloween gem:

AmApparel much? dear god i never laughed so hard. 

Today is Sam’s 30th Birthday and that lucky bitch is down in the Dominican Republic sunnin’ her buns.

So jelz I’m not there to celebrate with her but i bet if I listen hard enough I bet I can hear that laugh from here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!!

love ya bitch. xo