SMELL YA LATER

i need a job.

thanks in advance.

crza & d.long sent me this card though:

and my moms did send me these:

this is what my fridge currently looks like:

the worst part wasn’t the not getting anything, the worst part was not being able to give anything. ask anyone, i LOVE giving presents. i’m so good at it i should get paid to do it.

eff you santa, all i wanted was my job back. bummedoutXmas.com over here.

1. old dudes on longboards. chill my dude.

2. bike helmets. fashion before function. always.

3. people who whistle along to songs. if it’s not g’n'r “patience” can it tweety bird.

4. gladiator sandals. hey hercules called he wants his shoes back. it’s like the east village sprouted a small army of these little gladiators. overkill.

5. people with iPhones. because they never fucking work those things, do they? crackberry for life, son.