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dear santa-

jens397 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:55:15 +0000

all i want for xmas is this:

and a job.

thanks santa, you’re tops.

love-

jens

pssst….if you feel like playing secret santa for me, you can buy me this here.

and send it to:

p.o. box 20273

ny, ny 10009

mixtapes, letter bombs filled with love, and balloonagrams still make me smile.

ps. thx jos for links!

the sanest days are mad

jens397 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:15:35 +0000

wanna see the best present anyone’s gotten me in a long time?

seriously? seriously.

it’s like my teenage years just exploded with awesome all over a bag.

moz x powell peralta ripper?

fucking awesome. thanks to janeen & mat brown for finding it for me.

you too can find one here.

did a little inter-nerd digging and found this image

on this dude’s blog.

didn’t seem like that little piece of awesome above was up for sale though. bummer.

and then somehow i ended up buying this watch from this place.

and it didn’t occur to me until janeen gave me that amazing bag that maybe my right side should be emblazoned with “the sanest days are mad.” you know to go with trouble loves me. you know just covering myself in morrissey lyrics in hopes of finding a soulmate. you know. no bigs.

tell me not to buy these sunglasses.

jens397 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:09:21 +0000

Dear Ynot-

My financial planner.. you are not.

My go to for all things I shouldn’t buy.. a sure fire friend.

Sincerely-

jens

kill your television.

jens397 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:01:05 +0000

tony’s right. had to get white. just like the tv in belly.

gangster.

angel like.

jens397 — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:31:40 +0000

it’s called purple neon planet

jens397 — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:24:30 +0000

but i call it lakeshow purple.

can’t find a picture of the bottle but i assure you its awesome. and way cheaper than this collection:

that this company ripped off completely:

so anyway. purple neon planet nails just had to go with this kit:

then of course homegirl kim @ agent p failed to mention there’s a fucking sale going on.

hey thanks im only moving & shit in 2.5 seconds.. why not buy this set too?

no really it’s cool i’ll just sleep in my fancy new knickers on the floor in the new casa de jens.

no bigs right?

ughhhhhh.

knickers forever.

kill me now.

decisions, decisions.

jens397 — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:49:43 +0000

this:

or these:

paired with this kit:

um can we talk about that last image?

combining a wife beater w. garters?

it’s like kiki demontparnasse read my mind.

i want all three.