SMELL YA LATER

buy it here.

peep that fake xmas smile. my feeble attempt at remaining festive this cold year.

*ps. subject line is a simpsons reference for those who didn’t catch it… it’s from when bart gets a credit card sent to him in the name of santa’s little helper. one of my faves. if i had a greyhound i’d name him santa’s little helper for sure.

crza & d.long sent me this card though:

and my moms did send me these:

this is what my fridge currently looks like:

the worst part wasn’t the not getting anything, the worst part was not being able to give anything. ask anyone, i LOVE giving presents. i’m so good at it i should get paid to do it.

eff you santa, all i wanted was my job back. bummedoutXmas.com over here.